In a rare moment of unity the combined cricket
populations of India, in the middle of defeat in Australia, and
triumphant Pakistan on Thursday night mocked England's attempt to prove
it is a worthy world leader after its 10-wicket thrashing in Dubai.
Of
course it is far from unknown for English greats to show up any Test
team weakness and they joined in with their predictable gusto.
Michael
Vaughan, one of England's most successful captains, even wrote
sarcastically that England in its present form “might give India a good
game.”
I thought that England was back at its most
pathetic, a common state of affairs in the last 30 years. Pakistan
smiled its way to victory, but Andrew Strauss's men batted and fielded
as if they were haunted by such low points as their 2006-7 whitewash in
Australia.
England's batting was the root cause of
this astonishing Dubai defeat. From Kevin Pietersen, who made only two
runs in the first innings and was so impatient to get off the mark in
the second that he fell into the most obvious trap by top-edging a hook
to square-leg, to the run-hungry Ian Bell who made only four in his two
innings, there was a lack of competitive edge and a complete absence of
the usual desire.
Wrong tactics?
I wonder if, for once, the tactics devised by coach Andy Flower and captain Andrew Strauss were at fault.
When
two attacking batsmen like Pietersen, who prodded around for 29 balls
in the first innings for two, and Matt Prior, who lingered three hours
for his fifty, batted the way they did, you wondered whether they were
obeying orders. Either that or they were so hypnotised by the Saeed
Ajmal teesra that their natural instincts froze.
What
other explanation can there be. Typically, after a defeat in Asia,
England protests against the heat or the conditions or the bowling
action of its most successful opponent.
Instead the
first Test was played in weather not much warmer than an average English
summer's day and the pitch offered no more turn than you would find at
Lord's or the Oval. Pakistan's bowlers are good — no question about that
— but without Mohammad Asif and Mohammad Amir, now languishing in jail
after their spot-fixing exploits it is no better than a decent Test
side, short of at least one elite player.
Not surprisingly the Ajmal teesra,
which brought his second Test-haul of 10 wickets, and mid-pitch
celebrations surrounded by his back-slapping teammates found its
critics. Former England captain Bob Willis thought his action
suspicious, but that comes late.
Ajmal bowled
throughout the 2010 series without a word of criticism and no other side
has protested. An official complaint would not be difficult to make in
the city that also houses the ICC which has a strict formula for dealing
with bowlers suspected of chucking.
No, these
excuses cannot hide the simple truth. England's top batsmen submitted
passively, stroke-less and without an attempt at assertion, for two
totals that were not worthy of world dominance. It may be winner in its
comfort zones of home and Australia, but as soon as it flies east of the
Suez it collapses as if it was batting in a sandstorm.
Sadly,
England appeared to lack leadership too. Strauss, under pressure after
low scores as well as this defeat, promised “we will not panic” but
offered no positive plan for the second Test in Abu Dhabi which begins
on Wednesday.
The final damnation came from the
Pakistan captain Misbah-ul-Haq. “We did not think it would be so easy,”
he said and that is the last comment world leaders want to hear.
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